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Ebola
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Fucked!<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 1:21pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 12:29pm<b>R2Y2</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 6:29am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:50am<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:11pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 3:48pm<b>Bubbafina</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:54am<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 12:32am<b>rookworst</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:08pm<b>1Personation</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:51pm<b>Kataclysm97</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 7:30pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 6:57am<b>YBae</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:27pm<b>I_Like_Dogs</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:06am<b>imshadyxo</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:46am<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:38pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:32am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:05am

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Ebola's favorite FMLs

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received "foreskin" as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

by mainlineloser / 11/28/2014 at 12:25am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML

by Trainer Calypso / 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

by Anonymous / 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML

by caterinette / 11/26/2014 at 9:04pm / Portugal / Work

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

by UsuallyaUnicornbread / 11/26/2014 at 4:01pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

by unwanted / 11/26/2014 at 1:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, what few friends I have won't talk to me anymore. My ex told them she dumped me because I abused her. I never abused her. What really happened is that she dumped me in a rage after I refused to give her money for drugs. Nobody's even asked for my side of the story. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2014 at 11:42am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML

by poor man / 11/26/2014 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, I discovered that catching fewer mice in the traps I'd put out doesn't mean my pest problem is getting resolved. It means that rats have moved in. FML

by ratqueen / 11/25/2014 at 10:28am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

by anonymous / 11/24/2014 at 10:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML

by stupid / 11/24/2014 at 2:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work

Today, I was elected to learn how to clean the birthing tub at the hospital I work at. Today, I also discovered that while blood doesn't bother me, floating chunks of afterbirth and god knows what else, will cause me to projectile vomit into said tub. Which I still had to clean afterwards. FML

by StomachofTinfoil / 11/23/2014 at 8:59pm / United States (Maine) / Work

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

by Anonymous / 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

by Anonymous / 11/23/2014 at 7:52am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous