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Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:59pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 11:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his 10th beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
by helosthisshit / 11/01/2014 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Miscellaneous
by limegreengiraffe / 11/01/2014 at 10:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by That Guy / 11/01/2014 at 8:58am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Halloween Fail / 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was stuck in the elevator at my building, so I pushed the emergency button which made a ringing noise. After half an hour, I hear someone yelling to the elevator, "Could you stop pushing that button, there are kids sleeping." FML
by Virginy / 10/31/2014 at 9:26pm / France / Transportation
by really / 10/31/2014 at 9:16pm / United States / Love
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 7:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by AnonymousAmber / 10/31/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by peanutprobs / 10/31/2014 at 5:12pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
by iliveformystery / 10/31/2014 at 11:56am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by NoScrubs / 10/31/2014 at 1:10am / United States (California) / Health
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Love