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Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML
by KilledTheMoment / 11/23/2014 at 1:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 4:08pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 10:34am / United States (Maine) / Kids
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V / 11/21/2014 at 1:11am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML
by AOart1st / 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm / United States / Work
by spreadburger / 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 11:35am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by bookworm / 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by oops / 11/19/2014 at 12:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by MissAggravared / 11/19/2014 at 3:27am / United States (Idaho) / Love
by jigglypluff / 11/19/2014 at 12:27am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy