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Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML
by TheKingKen / 02/13/2015 at 3:40am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML
by lilipalmer / 02/13/2015 at 1:44am / France / Love
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
by NotMacklemore / 02/12/2015 at 11:59pm / Australia (Victoria) / Money
by CheeseTacos / 02/12/2015 at 5:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2015 at 11:50am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Miscellaneous
by Mkimmi / 02/12/2015 at 2:39am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 10:59pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by bingalingading / 02/11/2015 at 8:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
by titsmcgee / 02/11/2015 at 4:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 4:07pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
by assholedad / 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm / France (Bretagne) / Miscellaneous
by Yupppp. / 02/11/2015 at 1:25am / United States (New York) / Intimacy