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by poncho55 / 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2015 at 10:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML
by besosforme / 02/20/2015 at 11:17pm / United States (California) / Work
by pissed / 02/20/2015 at 7:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
by all tweened out / 02/20/2015 at 3:00pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, my surgeon was giving me the lowdown of what was going to happen on the operating table. I was anxious enough without him saying stuff like "cut you open", "quite a bit of blood" and "it's all quite risky." That's all I remember before fainting. My wife won't stop mocking me for it. FML
by Anonymous / 02/20/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML
by blahblah1993 / 02/20/2015 at 12:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by FunGhoost / 02/20/2015 at 8:35am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/19/2015 at 8:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by D: / 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Money
by Taylor Page / 02/19/2015 at 11:24am / United States (Florida) / Work
by anonymous / 02/19/2015 at 11:06am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Miscellaneous