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Today, after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to my university's free help center. After telling the psychologist my problems and asking what to do, he looked at me blankly and said, "Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more." FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2015 at 5:02pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Health
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
by miewann / 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by xXEmmaLieXx / 03/03/2015 at 12:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anomaly / 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
by Microtron / 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by punkchicka4 / 03/02/2015 at 6:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by sorry... / 03/02/2015 at 11:31am / United States (Delaware) / Love
by dickofbrokendreams / 03/02/2015 at 12:14am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by kysier / 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
by love and tolerape, apparently / 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm / India (Jharkhand) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Love
by mszoe / 03/01/2015 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML
by k8thagr8 / 02/28/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by great / 02/28/2015 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Love