I'm Brandon. I'm very rambunctious. I love to just hang out with friends. Or play video games, and I LOVE listening to music! Especially BMTH/Slipknot. Oh and I love to Laugh!!!!! Oh and do stupid stuff :D
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
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On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - health - by dumptaker (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching TV, randomly she starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited she says to me "Just Joking". FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to Hot Topic to look for a poster of my friend's favorite band for her birthday. I found the perfect one, and I grabbed one from the bottom of the shelf that was rolled up into a long box. When she opened it at the restaurant, it was a picture of two naked girls touching each other. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by jgondi1 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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