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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 317
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Earlobe : Feel free to message me :) I'd like to think I'm chill

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Today, I went for a job interview on my birthday. I had on a shirt and a tie on and I had my Blackberry in my pocket. I was running a little late, so I dashed outside. When I came out of the door, a bunch of my buddies screamed HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and poured Gatorade all over me. FML


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