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About EarAcheMyEYE10 : I like cool chics
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
Friday 22 May 2015