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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 July 1992 (22 years)
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About ERROR100 : Wellllll I freaking love this app.
I have other apps I live on and ask me for them. I pretty much have them all lol sadly.

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Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

#20192329
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I agree, your life sucks (21442) - you deserved it (3711)

On 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm - health - by Emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML

#20186785
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I agree, your life sucks (7860) - you deserved it (23719)

On 12/01/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by fieldmarshalclitter (man) - United States

Today, I was excited to see my ex-girlfriend. We had broken up while I was in Iraq and I wanted to try to get her back. I spent my first day back looking for a place to live while her and her new boyfriend got it on as I slept. I had chosen that apartment for us and paid for that bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36683) - you deserved it (5017)

On 09/20/2009 at 1:04am - love - by isuckatlyfe (man) - United States (Florida)



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