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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 498
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About EMT3713 : My name is Mary Beth. I'm a volunteer EMT/Firefighter, paid EMT, and I work in my local ER as a tech. I'm a little obsessed with emergency medicine:)

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Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13764) - you deserved it (69159)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML


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