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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 July 1972 (43 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12554
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27060) - you deserved it (11893)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70529) - you deserved it (12137)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)



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