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ELoni
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2206
  • Number of comments : 207
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Fucked!<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:19am<b>PITSB</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:27am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 9:10am<b>imkool136</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 8:38pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:37am<b>cuervobombz</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 4:32am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 8:39am<b>Astro_Liam</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:13am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:03am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:54am<b>tranced_</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:34pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:33pm<b>Laylette</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:12pm<b>rjc490</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:09pm<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 3:44pm<b>Mesey5</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 9:37pm<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:13am

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ELoni's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

#21349710
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33729) - you deserved it (2960)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

#21349612
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39221) - you deserved it (3933)

On 02/04/2015 at 11:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, at the airport, a lady bitched me out for changing her departure gate. She called me incompetent and accused me of "messing with people's lives" by "making them walk." I didn't change the gate, and the other gate was less than 10 feet away. FML

#21325932
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30808) - you deserved it (2062)

On 12/28/2014 at 3:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

#21325871
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40366) - you deserved it (2988)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss sent me a Word document that he wanted me to make into a PowerPoint presentation for him. It was a set of proposals for the board of directors about cost-saving options. The third option was to eliminate my position in the company. FML

#21325772
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29499) - you deserved it (1791)

On 12/28/2014 at 8:56am - work - by HALIFAAA (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

#21307823
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38167) - you deserved it (2507)

On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

#21298350
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37690) - you deserved it (4610)

On 11/13/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML

#21297662
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42792) - you deserved it (3182)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland)

Today, I burned my hand while making breakfast. As I staggered around the kitchen in agony, looking for some burn cream, my cat figured he'd latch onto said hand and drag his claws through the burn. FML

Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a paedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML

#21291439
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33829) - you deserved it (5228)

On 11/03/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by Not A Pervert - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49324) - you deserved it (3482)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

#21279992
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30664) - you deserved it (3490)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, I had to write, "Do not use to freeze cat," on my bag of ice because my sister's cat died, and she refuses to bury it. FML

#21275907
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30756) - you deserved it (2586)

On 10/11/2014 at 11:14pm - animals - by MrG - United States

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

#21273575
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39421) - you deserved it (3989)

On 10/08/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by allergic_to_bull (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

#21255419
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42201) - you deserved it (11766)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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