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EGOmosExsequor17
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1982 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 145
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EGOmosExsequor17 : I'm a loon.

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Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87635) - you deserved it (18463)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

#4799049 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (26810) - you deserved it (4234)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by isoheartcaitlin (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught my dad squishing my stick-on bra cups in his hands, trying to figure out what they are. He's an engineer who graduated from MIT. I still don't think he knows what they are. FML

#4762476 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (25065) - you deserved it (2565)

On 08/23/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by Kegronauer (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

#4756705 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (31686) - you deserved it (2371)

On 08/23/2009 at 7:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

#4696975 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (48550) - you deserved it (2357)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (60402) - you deserved it (5901)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML

#4585306 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (33199) - you deserved it (3865)

On 08/16/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by missingcharlie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

#4506987 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (35629) - you deserved it (6376)

On 08/13/2009 at 6:30pm - love - by Mark (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

#4447976 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (12434)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Lilly_28 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (60784) - you deserved it (12559)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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