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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ECHOSPiiKES : ғell ιn love wιтн peace🌅

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Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41665) - you deserved it (13599)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML


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