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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 April 1985 (29 years)
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About DyanDizzle : I roll my eyes at my misfortunes most of the time and am usually the the source to go to for a "good" story, but sometimes guys...seriously..FML

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Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39502) - you deserved it (6812)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm - work - by Jacky-Boy (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69326) - you deserved it (6183)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by theman (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54329) - you deserved it (3732)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:06am - animals - by georgia819 - Australia (New South Wales)



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