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DyanDizzle

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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 April 1985 (31 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DyanDizzle : I roll my eyes at my misfortunes most of the time and am usually the the source to go to for a "good" story, but sometimes guys...seriously..FML

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Visits<b>fuckmeamiright</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 6:48am

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Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML

by Jacky-Boy / 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Work

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

by theman / 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

by georgia819 / 05/21/2009 at 4:06am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals