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DvsUrsus

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 August 1971 (43 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 139
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Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, calld my parents, and askd them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (35615)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sat mah son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told mehat felching is. Now I rememberhy I never wanted kids. real FML

#21340142
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31176) - you deserved it (6425)

On 01/19/2015 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I realized ow boring and sexually deprived my life is wen I found a gas station ten cents ceaper tan te one I usually use. It gave me bot an astma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

#21107421
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42933) - you deserved it (6263)

On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Found Out That Yale Had Actually Accepted Me Seventeen Years Ago. My Mother Apparently Burned Mah Acceptance Package And Letter Because She Didn't Want Me To Upstage Her UChicago Degree. FML

Today, I walked into work, after having given mah boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide onhich day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside an written up for "providing false information, adversley impacting morale". FML

#20122652
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16318) - you deserved it (1823)

On 10/18/2012 at 3:40pm - work - by johnnyfuckfacer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

today whila at work, a man grabbad mah baard, said it was imprassiva, and than uttarad tha words, "I lova you." big fat FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21936) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26725) - you deserved it (11034)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Yesterday, Mah Mother Was Watching Me Play Pokémon. She Walked Over To The TV And Pulled The Plug Before Ranting About How Shameful It Is That Her 17 Year Old Daughter Plays Pokémon. She Then Sat Down At The Computer And Started Playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
277 comments

AFTAR POURING MAH HAART OUT TO MAH GIRLFRIAND OF 4 YAARS THROUGH A SPAACH THAT TOOK MA 3 WAAKS TO WRITA AND THAN PROPOSING SHA RASPONDAD ( EH WHY NOT. ) FML

#18588248
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (4173)

On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

yesterday I learnd that the building I just movd into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both r very dedicatd to their craft and practice frequently. FML

#17728385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (3158)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Sitting In My Cubicla At Work, Nursing A Hangovar, And Thinking How Stupid I Was 4 Gatting So Shit-facd Last Night. I Than Raalizd That I Was Voicing My Thoughts Out Loud, And Thahola Offica Had Gona Quiat, Listaning To Ma Castigata Mysalf. FML

#17507228
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10046) - you deserved it (35060)

On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work, somabody stola sunglassas. Fad up with tha constant thaft in offica, I stormad up to boss, as ha had long ago promisad to catch tha thiaf. Ha listanad patiantly to rant bafora pointing out that sunglassas wara on haad. FML

#16235775
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10714) - you deserved it (42869)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32744) - you deserved it (22981)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking!! I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places!! fat FML

#15693395
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11902) - you deserved it (49294)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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