About Dusksoul2001 : I'm a female. I play Minecraft (Dusksoul2001), Skyrim, I am a Pegasister, I love the Warriors books, I like Pokemon, read the Eragon series, play the flute and LOVE to draw. I also have two cats.
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by Kit / 09/16/2013 at 7:09am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
by Anonymous / 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
by WTF / 09/12/2013 at 7:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by :| / 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, one of my employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they are in the store. I own a mattress shop. They'd spread. FML
by icanteven / 09/11/2013 at 9:12pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
by /(•'_'•)\ / 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
by dear god help me. / 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
by swana99 / 09/04/2013 at 4:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by KatVanGogh / 08/25/2013 at 9:16pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML
by Anonymous / 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Barking Mad / 08/04/2013 at 7:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
by tkghan / 08/02/2013 at 10:53am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
by vmml97 / 08/01/2013 at 12:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…