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by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by Gross... / 08/16/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Nuttjacob / 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Gabriel A / 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 11:30am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Transportation
Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by fme / 12/08/2010 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by rebeccacaissie / 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 10:57am / United States (Virginia) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…