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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Dunmerdude's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

#14272041
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33499) - you deserved it (8890)

On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47350) - you deserved it (5517)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66927) - you deserved it (10324)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

#13925706
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24153) - you deserved it (8079)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25518) - you deserved it (10970)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34748) - you deserved it (27648)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40385) - you deserved it (7197)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26782) - you deserved it (6943)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27906) - you deserved it (1982)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27906) - you deserved it (1982)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37804) - you deserved it (3864)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

#7139059
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26105) - you deserved it (6630)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML

#7056009
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27967) - you deserved it (2606)

On 12/31/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by MorganRox26 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

#5760830
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10148) - you deserved it (54926)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (161893) - you deserved it (8154)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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