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Dunmerdude

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2749
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today... I sent mah boyfriend a nude picture... he sent it back to me with a mustache on mah face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

#19853880
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25512) - you deserved it (8990)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)

2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28842) - you deserved it (2896)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

TODAY I WAS TOLD OFF 4 NOT HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN 4 A WOMAN BEHIND ME AT WORK!! YESTERDAY I WAS INFORMD THAT CHIVALRY IS OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN, AS IT IMPLIES THAT THEY ARE NOT EQUAL TO MEN!! I CAN'T WIN!! FML

#19774183
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (3400)

On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML

#19721854
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28249) - you deserved it (2239)

On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27466) - you deserved it (3908)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I corrected someone who spelled "lerened" as "lerent" on mah favorite forum looool . Nothing could've prepared me 4 the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members . Now I'm banned 4 "trolling..." and all mah 7...000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever . FML

#19593515
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14471) - you deserved it (36349)

On 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection wile at ma grlfriends ouse, so I tried to tink of someting stupid to get rid of it!! I tried tinking of Pokémon, wic actually made me arder!! FML

#19587857
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24858) - you deserved it (10273)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14622) - you deserved it (52362) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

2day I was fred from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcool, never mind te fact tat my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32344) - you deserved it (1997)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AND I WORKED TOGETHER ON A VERY DIFFICULT YARD PROJECT. AFTERWARDS, I THANKED HIM AND OFFERED HIM A SPECIAL TREAT. HE WAS DISAPPOINTED TO FIND I MEANT SEX, NOT COOKIES. FML

#18992832
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30639) - you deserved it (5249)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel lyk I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34969) - you deserved it (12273)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I Was Cooking With Super Hot Ghost Peppers. The Package Said "After Handling Them Not To Touch Your Eyes, Nose Or Pets". They Should've Added "penis" To That List. FML

#18729935
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12136) - you deserved it (55814)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him , he'll chop body up and dispose of all the parts , but keep boobies , because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45224) - you deserved it (7036)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

today my grlfriend agred to doing it doggy style!! During it all, I pulld on her hair!! I guess I pulld too hard, cuzhen I let go, her face smackd straight into the bedside table!! real FML

#18220908
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12792) - you deserved it (41541)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18454) - you deserved it (77680)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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