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Today I managd to fall face-first into a looool usd condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44746) - you deserved it (9855)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I parked an noticed a car that was identical to mine acros from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I cummed back to fine both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized there mistake an left a note saying, ( You deserve it fir having the same car as that cheater, asshole! ) FML

#8743976
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (2373)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , wile in bed wit my game obsessed girlfriend , se told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18800) - you deserved it (5954)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Yesterday... I was complaining to mah roommate that I never get asked out. Then... at work... a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well... I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML

#8430991
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16601) - you deserved it (6463)

On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed.. . when suddenly.. . he turned to me and started playing with mah breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ . FML

#8406793
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16218) - you deserved it (4587)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by goldie09 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spilld some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knockd a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

#8120945
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10991) - you deserved it (30593)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by NC (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

looool Today... I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident...hile I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else... it's my fault. FML

#8031380
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31569) - you deserved it (1952)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by sweeeeet (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today as I walked into mah class someone shouted at me "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!" since I am overwieght and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36363) - you deserved it (7649)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my mom an dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

#6970974
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (2604)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I was told by 'Seventeen to add liquid highlighter to mah foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8181) - you deserved it (85765)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If u so much as flinch I'm going to shoot an 50,000 volts will be directed through yur nose an groin." real FML

#6785905
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24551) - you deserved it (10721)

On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I tougt ma online boyfriend was calling me... so te first line I said was "Hey... Baby." His wife answered wit... "Tis is Jenny. Wo's tis?" After speaking 4 tirty minutes... I found out e's married... fifty-eigt... and as two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13445) - you deserved it (65064)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, I ran outside to start mah car before leaving for work. My creepy neighbor was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. He told me he just loves watching TLC, too, and we should watch TV together sometime. I've never talked to him. I watch TLC in mah bedroom. He watche me through mah window. mega FML

Today, It Was My Grandfather's Burial. As The Family Was About To Leave, A Great Aunt Cummed Up To My Skinny, Tall And Pretty Cousin And Told Her, "Stay Beautiful And Kind." Then, She Walked To Me And Said, "And You, Stay Kind." FML

#5942198
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31556) - you deserved it (3000)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by kthx (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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