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Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (26334) - you deserved it (6841)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (16238) - you deserved it (2468)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

#9153191 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (25380) - you deserved it (3418)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:05am - love - by Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255 (502)

I agree, your life sucks (47604) - you deserved it (9592)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (36230) - you deserved it (2885)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (30847) - you deserved it (6136)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

#9104990 (277)

I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (2744)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

#9095970 (338)

I agree, your life sucks (9199) - you deserved it (20614)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

#9094642 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (17887) - you deserved it (2923)

On 03/15/2010 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

#9086835 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (19044) - you deserved it (3543)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (14114) - you deserved it (6607)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (23353) - you deserved it (4717)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (20562) - you deserved it (2047)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

#8818835 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (5796) - you deserved it (9048)

On 03/04/2010 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488 (249)

I agree, your life sucks (25288) - you deserved it (3672)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:18pm - misc - by uHazFailedTotall - Norway (Rogaland)

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