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Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34340) - you deserved it (9383)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22344) - you deserved it (3489)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22344) - you deserved it (3489)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

#9153191
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32144) - you deserved it (4629)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:05am - love - by Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58240) - you deserved it (13580)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45284) - you deserved it (4060)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40805) - you deserved it (8438)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

#9104990
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38968) - you deserved it (3838)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

#9095970
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13488) - you deserved it (30836)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

#9094642
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26366) - you deserved it (4500)

On 03/15/2010 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

#9086835
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26630) - you deserved it (5139)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21145) - you deserved it (9142)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33653) - you deserved it (6806)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28529) - you deserved it (3094)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

#8818835
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9404) - you deserved it (16904)

On 03/04/2010 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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