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DunHassleDuhHoff

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 784
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DunHassleDuhHoff : Things I can't stand:
Homophobia
Ignorance
Arrogance
Intollerance
Racism
Stupidity

Hobbies:
Guitar
Writing
Reading
Debating on the Internet

People I look up to:
Funtwo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8)
Erik Mongrain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbndgwfG22k)
Andy Mckee(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn4MGaS3N4)
Socrates
Plato
Einstein
Charles Darwin
Father Roderick(SQPN.com)
Mike Shinoda
Edgar Allen Poe
Stephen King
Mark Twain

My Websites:
thepenandthepencil.lefora.com
flattestchordstowondersongs.lefora.com

My personality:
Calm
Tolerent
(Try to be) logical
Open-minded
Easy-going

DunHassleDuhHoff's page activity

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DunHassleDuhHoff's favorite FMLs

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

#5486035
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45310) - you deserved it (4945)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

#5424247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16402) - you deserved it (33834)

On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, after months of enduring my neighbors relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML

#5413899
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37598) - you deserved it (3563)

On 09/22/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by bellaellaella (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

#5225291
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32857) - you deserved it (3055)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML

#5064237
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7127) - you deserved it (43208)

On 09/05/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by indecentcameraexposure (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

#5060700
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36320) - you deserved it (8813)

On 09/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by uglychick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

#5060700
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36320) - you deserved it (8813)

On 09/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by uglychick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

#4977727
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40627) - you deserved it (2788)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

#4975904
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52493) - you deserved it (3987)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML

#4972941
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36996) - you deserved it (4783)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44am - work - by spinner (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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