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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 510
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41631) - you deserved it (4317)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39382) - you deserved it (24341)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47127) - you deserved it (9295)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46763) - you deserved it (4081)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38138) - you deserved it (97352)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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