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Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
219 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

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300 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

yesterday I went out with this girl I really liked and she cummed back to mah place. Thing were heating up and we ended up having sex and I was on top. I was really into it and in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said "oh... look at the time... I gotta get home". She wasn't wearing a watch. real FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 4:37am - intimacy - by crap (man) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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