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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
by maniac11 / 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML
by Savannah / 06/14/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Nxydolli / 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Geek
by bham boy / 04/20/2011 at 4:10am / Work
by notfunny / 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 5:18pm / United States / Health
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/23/2011 at 7:50am / United States / Work
Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML
by PFCdavila / 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
by Mr. Sensitive Nips / 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by randinosaur / 03/13/2011 at 8:48am / United States (Delaware) / Transportation
by dumped / 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Reserved / Intimacy
by nick / 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health