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Dudecherlynson
  • Town/Country : Utica, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 May 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dudecherlynson : Im Cherlyn, im 17 & im single.

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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23232) - you deserved it (20146)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16751) - you deserved it (2042)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML

#5588493 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (21326) - you deserved it (14376)

On 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by mushroommouth (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36280) - you deserved it (4395)

On 07/11/2009 at 5:10am - work - by grannysmack (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

#3176969 (367)

I agree, your life sucks (56485) - you deserved it (8428)

On 06/24/2009 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by toomuchmetal (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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