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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3393
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DudeImBetter : Alright, hmm I'm 5 feet 14 inches give or take an inch or two depending on what time it is. I'm a senior. I'm smart but really lazy, and funny but only when I've watched TV in the past 24 hours, no kidding. My favorite FML commentator is boopityboppity. Basically the only music that I listen to is KiD CuDi, but I also listen to Ratatat. Also black ops is extremely dope yep, that is all.

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Fucked!<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 8:08am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 3:39pm<b>Kindeyu1005</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 9:49am<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:00am

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Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31262) - you deserved it (7424)

On 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by CallMeJesusFreak (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12598) - you deserved it (29520)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by woodchuck0022 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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