Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Duckie101

Search for a member

Duckie101

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 39790
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Duckie101 : English Major.....can't tell when ur looking at my comments though.....or this "About you" for that matter :P

Duckie101's page activity

Visits<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 5:59pm<b>ApexReaper</b> - the 11/06/2013 at 11:37am<b>Kitty19</b> - the 08/15/2013 at 5:14pm<b>TRebel</b> - the 05/21/2013 at 5:55pm<b>jolie21</b> - the 04/25/2013 at 5:25pm<b>Awesomeaxel</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 11:27pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:30pm<b>xPayasa</b> - the 01/29/2010 at 12:06am<b>dknight</b> - the 01/02/2010 at 3:08pm<b>whut</b> - the 12/01/2009 at 6:26pm<b>eldoritoman</b> - the 11/20/2009 at 4:45am<b>MDMA</b> - the 06/15/2009 at 10:39am<b>Youllnever09</b> - the 05/27/2009 at 12:07am<b>hpesoj</b> - the 05/26/2009 at 3:07pm<b>nokiac_b</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 11:01pm<b>KPbIM</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 1:42pm<b>jmud</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 12:20pm<b>username666</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 11:03am

Duckie101's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Duckie101's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

#3514129
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30707) - you deserved it (22367)

On 07/05/2009 at 9:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

#3373378
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15180) - you deserved it (49008)

On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

#3333969
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45037) - you deserved it (11385)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML

#3302953
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66869) - you deserved it (10276)

On 06/28/2009 at 12:05pm - love - by honeymoonisover (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

#3254274
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43985) - you deserved it (11398)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

#3028643
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52595) - you deserved it (12383)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

#2821458
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68871) - you deserved it (3699)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

#2637147
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21192) - you deserved it (69272)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29909) - you deserved it (74596)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

#2230053
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11594) - you deserved it (54800)

On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States

Today, while interviewing for a job I had to read over the physical requirements for the job. Later on she asked me how flexible I was. Trying to keep a straight face, I told her I was more flexible while I was playing sports but could work on it if I need to. She was talking about work hours. FML

#2175107
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11547) - you deserved it (42940)

On 05/22/2009 at 8:09am - work - by bigblue51 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

#2150029
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69057) - you deserved it (6168)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by theman (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML

#2138736
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10405) - you deserved it (74028)

On 05/21/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by boyo (man) - United Kingdom (London)



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: