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Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7744) - you deserved it (40564)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I learned that the only reason most of my students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

#18025254 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (15374) - you deserved it (6157)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML

#17988590 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (24934) - you deserved it (1844)

On 10/15/2011 at 10:02am - health - by KilteDKilleR - United States (Utah)

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (11999) - you deserved it (1007)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

#17986528 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (20862) - you deserved it (7573)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (10017) - you deserved it (1538) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

#17981787 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (24639) - you deserved it (7763)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (24224) - you deserved it (1484)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML

#17974587 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (6913) - you deserved it (799)

On 10/13/2011 at 11:55am - animals - by Doglover - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930 (170)

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML

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On 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm - health - by omgreally91 (woman) - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396 (128)

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On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458 (185)

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

#17965176 (159)

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (22698) - you deserved it (1889)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States



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