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About DuckAssassin32 : Hello!! I'm Ben :p my Kik is crazyduck32 if you wanna talk ^.^
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Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43437) - you deserved it (19337)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28561) - you deserved it (4108)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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