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About Duck645 : I enjoy YouTube, iFunny, FML and pretty much anything internet. The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad and Doctor Who are some of my favorite shows. Stay classy San Diego.

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Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML


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On 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm - health - by februarymarchapril (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML


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