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by liu_kang / 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm / United States / Health
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML
by meatballz / 03/16/2010 at 12:28am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
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