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Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30480) - you deserved it (7462)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16319) - you deserved it (41116)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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