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I agree, your life sucks (27118) - you deserved it (6973)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML


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