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About Dthsapprntc : I suppose a description is in order. I'm not very good at these. Lets see, black hooded robes and carry a sharp sword. But only because my master won't let me use the scythe very often. I like the scythe, it's traditional. What? I'm not evil. I'm not. I swear.

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