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Dthsapprntc

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 712
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dthsapprntc : I suppose a description is in order. I'm not very good at these. Lets see, black hooded robes and carry a sharp sword. But only because my master won't let me use the scythe very often. I like the scythe, it's traditional. What? I'm not evil. I'm not. I swear.

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59359) - you deserved it (68183)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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