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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dt33345 : I like cats. I have two of them. My profile photo is of one of them in a box. I enjoy using the word "excommunicate" so don't be surprised if I say it a lot.

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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48994) - you deserved it (3135)

On 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37407) - you deserved it (12704)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

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