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About Dt33345 : I like cats. I have two of them. My profile photo is of one of them in a box.
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Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015