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Dswank620

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Dswank620
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1330
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Dswank620 : I'm a senior in high school as well as a freshman in college, I have big goals and big plans for my life. Lift is life, I love working out. I also like to read and write, I believe words can paint a better picture than a paintbrush.

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Visits<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 7:05pm<b>withered</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 6:23am<b>2simz</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 3:19am<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 6:17pm<b>BandsRuleBro</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 1:27am<b>flyingflies</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 8:33pm<b>IamBlackJesus</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 3:49pm<b>Sunflora219</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 8:21pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 6:51pm<b>914smv</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 10:14am<b>sky_R03</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 5:21pm<b>sweetie808</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:15am<b>VonTritonIV</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:53pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 10:05am<b>banished0blivion</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:44pm<b>MadeIn2015</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 8:56am<b>roman11</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 12:56am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 5:47pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Dswank620's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

by McFuckYouTooCunt / 06/11/2015 at 9:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML

by Sexless4Life / 08/05/2013 at 2:33pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, while I was eating cereal, my mother thought it would be appropriate to grab the bowl and start spoon-feeding me while making airplane noises, again. I'm 19. FML

by nela25 / 07/30/2013 at 1:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watches TV on his iPhone. FML

by oddgrrl99 / 07/23/2013 at 6:42pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML

by Hesintrouble / 07/23/2013 at 3:03pm / United Kingdom / Love

Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML

by gavinbanks / 07/21/2013 at 6:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

by John / 07/09/2013 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

by the hated / 07/08/2013 at 10:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous