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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by vsshopper / 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Katherine / 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
by haggisbowl / 01/14/2012 at 1:52am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML
by neednewdeoderant / 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 12:23am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Dickhead / 11/25/2011 at 10:02am / Lebanon / Intimacy
by ughh / 11/22/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Health
by explainer / 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
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