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Druu

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  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1391
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Druu : I'm awesome. Twitter: @Druufucious

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Visits<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 11:06pm<b>RealJester</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 6:04pm<b>SkipBeatOtaku</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 2:44am<b>dinosarous</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 2:18pm<b>hashtaghipster69</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 10:45pm<b>Gravenmuir</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 6:42pm<b>FuckFace10</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 11:23pm<b>VikingPlayer86</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 11:42am<b>poopoliciouss</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 8:40am<b>PerditaDessa</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 4:16am<b>pptm</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 3:53am<b>SMHsohard</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 7:22am<b>Rajafashaneshi</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 4:37pm<b>mn_mamtha</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 4:30am<b>pitschotterli</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 4:11am<b>barkeed</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 5:14pm<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 8:47am<b>Dellira</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 5:33am

Liked!<b>hashtaghipster69</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 4:45am

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Druu's favorite FMLs

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

#21312961
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20442) - you deserved it (32845)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

#21312517
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27867) - you deserved it (7153)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:04pm - misc - by newly passed, newly grassed (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I overheard my dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol. FML

#21292660
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25792) - you deserved it (2411)

On 11/05/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by chlorobitch551 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39748) - you deserved it (3580)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

#21261205
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34647) - you deserved it (4393)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML

#21259933
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39783) - you deserved it (2530)

On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

#21257037
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44090) - you deserved it (3000)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML

#21238351
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20210) - you deserved it (49556)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML

#21139954
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45022) - you deserved it (6637)

On 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by oh god. - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML

#21067583
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46217) - you deserved it (5323)

On 02/21/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

#21010264
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45084) - you deserved it (23457)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
190 comments

Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML

#20830409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22802) - you deserved it (44127)

On 08/10/2013 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

#20807336
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46737) - you deserved it (3912)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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