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DrunkDave89
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh/New York City, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 639
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DrunkDave89 : I am currently enrolled at Carnegie Mellon University and I am attempting a BS in Psychology.

I have a bone to pick with those of you who take life too seriously. Consequently, I enjoy trolling said demographic with exceptionally florid language and good cheer, usually in long-winded and fairly obtuse comments.

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Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28709) - you deserved it (9178)

On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

#6901032
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I agree, your life sucks (28709) - you deserved it (9178)

On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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