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DrownedMyFish

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DrownedMyFish

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1041
  • Number of comments : 179
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DrownedMyFish : Many of you will ask "How did you drown your fish?"

It was an accident! He couldn't swim and I didn't know. Please, I ask that you do not judge me for my crimes. I ask that you forgive me and say a prayer for my fish.

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Visits<b>buckstop1</b> - 19 hours ago<b>taccoburrito596</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:24pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 1:53am<b>ScarredVox92</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:07pm<b>FutBol_Fan_30</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:52pm<b>constipation</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:46am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 3:42pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:03am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:51pm<b>tanishpradhan</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:37pm<b>pam241</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 6:51pm<b>dlont</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 10:00pm<b>militaryguy95</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 10:51pm<b>stryggzy</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm<b>kawaii666</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 2:03am<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 6:59am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 2:48pm<b>McDiabeeto</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 5:09pm

Fucked!<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 7:53am<b>tanishpradhan</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:38pm<b>militaryguy95</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:51am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 8:48pm

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Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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