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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 45
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DropdeadxMelanie : Gages|tatted|bands|stoner|16|pansexual|pierced|
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I'm a girl Drummer,I Love To read &&' play video games. I'm a nerd when it comes to fixing cars. I Love heavy Metal/Rock Music like ; Bring me The Horizon,BlessTheFall,MissIMay,Escape The Fate,My Chemical romance ,Sleeping With sirens,Lamb of God, disturbed ,Suicide silence {R.i.p. Mitch Lucker}

I guess that's about it. I'm in highschool ,studying for culinary because I love food c:
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You're amazing,you're worth it. So smile ,you'll be okay,darling

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Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fan base. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they are trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML

#20986659
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45963) - you deserved it (3437)

On 12/09/2013 at 6:25pm - misc - by YouAssholes - United States (California)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

#20983816
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48146) - you deserved it (5624)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58559) - you deserved it (18371)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fifteen year old son decided to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

#20983553
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41378) - you deserved it (6219)

On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

#20978171
203 comments

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

#18818904
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8120) - you deserved it (37680)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by CA19oo - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

#12987645
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12951) - you deserved it (19606)

On 09/10/2010 at 6:02am - work - by hard_headed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1163884) - you deserved it (125715)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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