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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36823) - you deserved it (3641)

On 03/30/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by My Life Is Just PERFECT - United States

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 5:36pm - love - by sarajj (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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