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Today, I pressed snooze on my alarm clock for one of the first times ever. I ended up being late to my 8am class, and when I showed up, I couldn't start the projector. I called Tech Support. They came... and pushed the large button labeled "power." The whole class laughed. FML
by psychteacher / 11/04/2011 at 9:32am / United States (North Dakota) / Geek
by me / 11/04/2011 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
by lebowski101 / 11/02/2011 at 9:45pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML
by DrakeScott / 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML
by silkysmooth / 10/31/2011 at 7:29pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
by ohdear / 10/31/2011 at 11:38am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/31/2011 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2011 at 5:37pm / United States / Work
by FroggyGirl888 / 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by dinosaucer / 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Delaware) / Intimacy
Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML
by Massasam / 10/11/2011 at 4:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by margelover / 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Intimacy
Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML
by CC / 10/11/2011 at 10:51am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
by anon / 10/11/2011 at 7:52am / United States / Work
by Anony-moose / 10/11/2011 at 5:43am / United States / Work
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to…