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Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
by Bob / 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by anonymous / 11/20/2011 at 6:31am / United States / Love
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 9:06am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by halloweed / 11/16/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
by shootme / 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 6:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 12:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
by stinkypants / 11/09/2011 at 10:15pm / India / Health
by Great... / 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm / Romania (Mures) / Work
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
by jeremiah / 11/06/2011 at 3:21am / Australia / Transportation
by rj93 / 11/05/2011 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Ballymena) / Health
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
by kdeeeceee / 11/05/2011 at 3:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…