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DropBearHunter
  • Town/Country : Canberra, Oz
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 724
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DropBearHunter : Surf in summer, snowboard in winter. Not much else to do in this town.

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Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

#18316654
300 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27749) - you deserved it (406)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22708) - you deserved it (4054)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
601 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
134 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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177 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
304 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

#18230323
122 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

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68 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 10:15pm - health - by stinkypants - India

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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187 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
209 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

#18171616
153 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 3:21am - misc - by jeremiah - Australia

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
227 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
210 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States



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