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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 102
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23417) - you deserved it (5666)

On 08/19/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML


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On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML


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On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML


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On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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