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About Driblets : I wish to someday be recognized by DocBastard, NoorFML, SkoomaKi, or bizareftw because they are my favorite commenters :D
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Today, while working at a Subway store right next to a big hospital, there was a big line of people all getting their subs toasted. Without turning around, I asked the next person in line, "I'll bet you want yours extra toasted?" She was a burns victim from the hospital. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015