About Drew167 : My names Andrew I'm 18 years old. Lacrosse, basketball, track, football, bmx, and skating is what I spend the majority of my time doing besides working. Message me if you feel the need to know more.
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Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada
Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML
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On 06/25/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Wwiimaniac (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Gremlin (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh and urine hit my nostrils. I stood there for an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door and desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by noquiero (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)
Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 11:40am - love - by rink.attendant.6 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm - misc - by thesmartone - United States
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm - misc - by thesmartone - United States
Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 12:57am - love - by crazybitch - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 10:58am - love - by rosabelle91 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my husband texted me while I was sitting on the toilet, asking "Are you alright in there?" Apparently our thin walls and my constipation grunts made him worried that I was dying. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 7:18am - health - by FibreNeeded (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
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Monday 20 May 2013
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