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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1865
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Dreamsorrow93 : Mistakes. They will happen.

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Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31370) - you deserved it (2234)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

#21326529
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27577) - you deserved it (3093)

On 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." FML

#21291174
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35945) - you deserved it (3020)

On 11/03/2014 at 10:54am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

#21121713
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46355) - you deserved it (3721)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:30am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

#21036650
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (19413)

On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML

#21015718
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38774) - you deserved it (3447)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:36pm - misc - by estranger (woman) - United States

Today, I bought some really expensive face wipes that were supposed to cure my awful acne. I was excited to use them until I found out my mom had used them all wiping down her car. FML

Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML

#20874309
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58352) - you deserved it (24260)

On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized the only reason I was invited to go on vacation with my extended family was so I could babysit everyone's children while the adults go out and have fun. FML

#20850802
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38533) - you deserved it (2738)

On 08/23/2013 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML

#20753667
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41534) - you deserved it (8172)

On 06/29/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by damniphone - Canada (Alberta)

Today, feeling very distant to my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

#20196447
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5205) - you deserved it (54442)

On 12/08/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37975) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30807) - you deserved it (3408)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML

#18323585
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23092) - you deserved it (9059)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41875) - you deserved it (23397)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States



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