About Dreamsorrow93 : Mistakes. They will happen.
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Dreamsorrow93's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." FML
by Anonymous / 11/03/2014 at 10:54am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Money
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2014 at 11:30am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML
by estranger / 01/03/2014 at 5:36pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Bianchitis / 09/25/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Health
by anon / 09/09/2013 at 11:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 1:13pm / United States (Hawaii) / Holidays
by damniphone / 06/29/2013 at 1:31am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, feeling very distant to my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2012 at 2:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by wish.was.single / 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by hurts.to.pee / 01/19/2012 at 12:14am / United States / Health
by OCDrunk / 11/23/2011 at 1:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by Korisite / 10/30/2011 at 1:31am / United States / Intimacy