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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 March 1979 (36 years)
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About Dreamcrusher16 : I have an awesome wife, family and life. LoveMyLife

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Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (24153)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44708) - you deserved it (8136)

On 04/23/2011 at 5:26am - kids - by kindgartin (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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