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DreamStatic

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 968
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>KarSkittle</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 5:08am<b>CJ77</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 6:45pm<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 8:13pm<b>Altairae</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 6:44am<b>obviouslywaffles</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 4:07am<b>arich6210</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 10:10pm<b>viggo375</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 1:38am<b>EevieBear</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 5:47pm<b>DarkLink9001</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 11:02pm<b>LiLMAMA0523</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 5:34pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 1:47pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 11:11pm<b>walker9879</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 3:38pm<b>alexjoseph5575</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 7:52pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 11:12am<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 11:22pm<b>aloe92091</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 9:25pm<b>ben57rocks</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 10:01am

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An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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DreamStatic's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

by FirstStringQB / 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

by f*ckingdisgusted / 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm / United States / Kids

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2010 at 4:04am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Love

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

by dinosaurman / 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

by badtrip / 03/02/2009 at 10:21pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love