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DreMaMa

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 37155
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I told my dad I was going to Walgreens and asked if he needed anything. He needed condoms, and that I should call him when I get there so he can explain the kind he likes. FML

#3113124
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66528) - you deserved it (5284)

On 06/22/2009 at 5:03am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

#3102076
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11581) - you deserved it (63261)

On 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by TheFlash (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

#3078421
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64144) - you deserved it (27025)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
828 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130661) - you deserved it (78546)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

#2715001
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71172) - you deserved it (6829)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work my arms were full. I needed to get the door open, so instead of pushing the swing door open with my shoulder, I kicked it open with my foot. Right into my manager's face. FML

#2647799
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37773) - you deserved it (11959)

On 06/05/2009 at 11:36pm - work - by hellogoodbye (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33310) - you deserved it (79576)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

#1704585
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66876) - you deserved it (3036)

On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

#1308807
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25282) - you deserved it (62727)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39047) - you deserved it (98978)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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