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Dre27

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 400
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Dre27's favorite FMLs

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

#20916733
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30174) - you deserved it (15975)

On 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

#20910543
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43243) - you deserved it (7282)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

#20900810
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33891) - you deserved it (4428)

On 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by Nice Melons (woman) - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

#20893179
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50895) - you deserved it (3397)

On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

#20893002
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56653) - you deserved it (4504)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

#20871364
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61328) - you deserved it (3572)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)



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