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Dre27

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 886
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Dre27 : Why doesn't it let me fuck myself?
Currently begging strangers to fuck me.
I was once fucked by a picture of a dog.

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Dre27's favorite FMLs

Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML

#20927127
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44339) - you deserved it (6595)

On 10/20/2013 at 2:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

#20916733
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30395) - you deserved it (16049)

On 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

#20910543
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44969) - you deserved it (7544)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

#20900810
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35599) - you deserved it (4612)

On 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by Nice Melons (woman) - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

#20893179
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52220) - you deserved it (3521)

On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

#20893002
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57852) - you deserved it (4614)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

#20871364
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63033) - you deserved it (3708)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

#13415492
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26202) - you deserved it (3622)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71479) - you deserved it (18476)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaims "that was amazing Drew..." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name which does not sound a thing like Drew. FML

#60541
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65161) - you deserved it (3510)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by mynameisnotdrew (man) - United States (New York)



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