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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 349
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Dre27's favorite FMLs

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33858) - you deserved it (4427)

On 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by Nice Melons (woman) - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50866) - you deserved it (3395)

On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56592) - you deserved it (4502)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61299) - you deserved it (3572)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)

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