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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1055
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Dre27 : Why doesn't it let me fuck myself?
Currently begging strangers to fuck me.
I was once fucked by a picture of a dog.

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Today, I started working my new summer job at McDonald's. Only 2 hours into my first shift, my tooth falls out onto a young girl's tray of food. Not only did she see it, but my managers and other people waiting in line all saw it. I don't think I have a summer job anymore. FML

Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML


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On 05/27/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by concom - Cyprus

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML


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On 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by BannedfromFriend - United States

Today, a passing by bird managed to poop through my car's sunroof and onto the center console. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML


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On 05/09/2015 at 7:03pm - love - by forever alone (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML


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On 05/09/2015 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML

Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML

Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 1:59am - misc - by I already have one, thanks (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend and I tried out a website where you upload pictures of two people, and it shows you what their future children might look like. She actually started crying because the kid we were shown wasn't cute enough for her liking. FML


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On 08/08/2014 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 12:26am - love - by spitball101 - Australia

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML


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On 01/11/2014 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML


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On 11/12/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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